Good news! On the bus on my way home from work I used my handy little cell to check my order status on MAC's website - AND they've all been updated from "Processing" to "In Warehouse" which means they're being packed and readying to be shipped!
Also, I'm officially on YouTube. My video makes me sound like a bored weirdo with no personality so I apologise. I was trying to be quiet, and wanted to make a video but had no idea what to make it about so it's crap.
Anyway, my YT channel is at http://www.youtube.com/user/inconspicuousbeauty